Phnom Penh
Friday, June 17
Cambodia is a contradiction; at once beautiful and violent which gives way to the frequent comparison to the Wild West. When driving through outpost towns on the side of a poorly maintained and heavily holed “highway” from the Thai border to the capital, Phnom Penh, this comparison is valid.
The guidebooks lead you to believe that some of the people in this “frontier” are armed with more than a six-shooter. They are probably right but it doesn’t seem to matter much.
As the bus carrying a couple dozen travelers from Saigon to Phnom Penh -a mix of locals and western tourists- came into the city limits I began to wonder if I had bitten off more than I could chew.
There was no real plan, so to speak. I had no place to stay and my wad of cash was becoming a little smaller each day. Further, I had been hauling a year’s worth of possessions from South Korea along with my camera equipment; if there was a brick thrower in the area I probably wouldn’t even make it off of the bus.
When the bus pulled into a derelict station that consisted of a faded white stone building accented by decaying wood and a dirt “parking lot” I became overwhelmed.
I stepped into the oppressive heat and dirt-filled air to the barrage of tuk-tuk drivers shouting, beckoning, and stopping one step shy of kidnapping. Luggage was pulled from the storage compartments of the bus and dumped onto the dirt. It was hard to maneuver between the people and vehicles. Tuk-Tuk drivers spoke in varying levels of English, and a blizzard of Khmer filled the air. The crowd of my fellow bus travelers dissipated in a cloud of confused faces staring off, unable to efficiently process what was going on until one of the tuk-tuk drivers shouted loud enough to cut through the staccato and then they were riding off into a cloud of dust and a cluster-fuck traffic.
I picked up my dirt covered luggage and tried to leave the chaos, only to come face to face with one of the tuk-tuk drivers.
“Are you alone?” He asked.
“Yeah, I am.”
“OK, then I will take you to a hotel.” He said.
“I need a cheap one.”
“Ok, $25,” off the top of his head.
I agreed. I had been taken for a long and expensive ride when I was in Saigon to a hotel with an astronomical price. Cheaper accommodation can be found in Phnom Penh, but I didn’t mind paying the $25 if I had a decent place to sleep and didn’t have to worry about being shot, stabbed, hit by a brick, or all three at once.
The driver, a squat dark skinned man in a baseball cap loaded my luggage onto the rack and I hopped into the back for my first tuk-tuk ride.
Tuk-tuks seem more exciting than they are because they remind you of a hay-ride or going down a hill in a red wagon when you were a kid. Ideally, a tuk-tuk ride is less apt to send you flying into the certain death of Phnom Penh traffic but the possibility is there and that makes it exciting. Also, like all of Southeast Asia, there is the chance of actually being a participant in a motorbike bag snatching which can result in such vacation-making events such as a stolen camera or death, if you are unlucky enough to be pulled onto the street.
My driver called himself DJ Camera. He was a gregarious man somewhere near
We passed the ever-present Southeast Asia gas stations: small wagons with cola and Fanta bottles full of gasoline and baking in the sun. Motorbikes whined past us and people crossed the street, often barefoot, with no apparent regard for their lives. An occasional “delivery” bike passed by, recently slaughtered poultry bouncing were strapped to the sides; they flopped with each bump as though reliving their death throes.
“Tomorrow,” DJ Camera said as he played a mad game of Frogger with his tuk-tuk and our lives, “I show you Cambodia.”
